How to lose $30 in 30 seconds or less

Step 1: buy new pants
Step 2: realize said pants are a little tight.
Step 3: wear pants around, be happy, feel skinny for fitting into tight pants
Step 4: wash pants
Step 5: put on washed pants
Step 6: fail at putting on washed pants. Squat. Rip through the leg (not even at a seam?! Come onnnn well-made pants. Next time I will be buying lower quality pants).

RIP nice pants 😦

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